You can't make this stuff up....

I've just had a hilarious conversation with Ryan...it got a bit touchy at some points...but still hysterical.

Ryan: Mommy, when i grow up in Warner Robins, Georgia, I'm gonna go to the hospital a lay a baby so that i can be a daddy.

Me: HUH?

Ryan: When I'm a big kid like you, I want to go to the hospital and get my baby laid out!!

OKAY, cut to me explaining that boys don't have babies in their tummies but that he will grow up and get married to a girl that will have a baby and become a mommy...thus he will be the daddy. After much pause and contemplation:

Ryan: So, okay, I guess that after I get back from a fighter flight I will find a mommy girl, take her to the hospital and she will lay a baby for me since I'm the daddy.

If you don't get the part about the fighter flight...Ryan wants to be a fighter pilot when he grows up!!

Is there anything sweeter than the workings of a preschoolers mind!!!